Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
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you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.