margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
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I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything