So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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