Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
