Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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