Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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