You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
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Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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