My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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