Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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