Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
