well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
As shirtless as possible
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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