some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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