Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
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It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
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I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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