My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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