Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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