Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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