Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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