How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
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my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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