i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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