normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
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When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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