come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
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Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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