a queef is a wish your heart makes.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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