what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
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Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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