I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
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I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He felt like a one man threesome
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
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Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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