I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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