Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
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I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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