Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
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I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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