The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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