Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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