I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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