Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
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I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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