proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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