Three words: puerto rican gang bang
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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