I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
