the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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