if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
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I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
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