im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
If I die, sorry about rent.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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