i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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