Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
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