apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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