he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize