I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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