I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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