Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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