ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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