Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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