There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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