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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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