just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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