So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
