worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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