Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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