I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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