we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
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I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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