It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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