we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
