Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
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So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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