yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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