I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
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she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
But theres a keg here and me gusta
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I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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