would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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